There is no way the termites are making out of this life alive

We are all doomed to fall. These termites are doomed to fall very soon and I am doomed to watch them fall. I have call up the termite control Melbourne company and they have begun sending over their best men and women to take them down. I do not know how many people that number is, but I will just have to make a huge pitcher of lemonade, to be safe, rather than sorry. I hate being sorry and I hate not having enough lemonade, especially for people such as the termite treatment Melbourne crew. I will watch them fall, and I will soon fall, like the termites. I do not know when I will fall but I have a feeling that it is no time soon. I have been blessed, or cursed with very long life. About 1 in 4 billion people has this genetic variation, which means that I will live, about 6 times longer than your average human. I grow up normally and when I hit about 27 years old, I just ate very slowing, because I am no longer going up, but going down. The variation means that my downhill is six times slower than everyone else’s. It is a blessing sometimes, but like I said earlier, it is a curse. It has allowed some level of advantage over others; my extensive wealth being one of them. I will be using this wealth to finance all sorts of things, and one of those things is hiring the termite inspections Melbourne crew to help me to get rid of the whole nest of termites, the whole colony. It might be upwards of million that will be fallen of at least put out of their home of 12 months, but I do not care. I hate how they have barged in and now I am kicking them out.