I am going to be, probably, hiring a company to get rid of all of the termites that are living in my house. There are up to a million of them and I don’t really know what I am going to do with my life at this point because they are all going to go, if I have my way. Is it my way through? I do not know what it is that I really want. I want them gone, but I will be so lonely without them. I think that the termite inspections Melbourne business will be able to help me with this thing. I heard that they get questions like this all of the time. I do not really expect them to tell me what to do, but getting it off my chest and having a sounding board might be a good thing. I think that I will be able to get some good feedback for my novel as well. It is a time travelling comedy of manners and I think that I might just have the right amount of twist and freshness to really grab people. It won’t be that hard to get their attention because it will be about dinosaurs, which as everyone knows, people love. I also love animals of any kind and that even means that the termites are friends of mine, but maybe not the other way around. I think that the termite treatment Melbourne people will be there to give me some advice, some feedback and some much needed guidance as to how to proceed. Maybe I am just postulating and maybe I really mean to do all of this and to pretend to be tortured about it is simply my way of saving face. I might just call up the termite control Melbourne team right now and get it over with.