I love the home inspections Melbourne crew. Everything they do is marvellous to me, and I want to be like them. I’m not much of a detective. I’m not much of a cop at all. I’ve never really been much for police work, it was my father who wanted it for me. I never could live up to the standards that he had for me. He was a cop, and by all accounts, that best cop in the precinct. I never wanted to be a cop, I always wanted to inspect houses. That was my passion in life. I’ve never been a detective, which is ironic, considering what kind of work I want to get into. I don’t know why it is, but I just get houses. I’ve always gotten houses, and it’s come naturally to me. That is why I like to see house inspections. I just buy them for myself and for my house when I’m feeling in the mood for it. I’m not moving, and there isn’t any mould or pests, as far as I can tell, so I just do it for the sheer thrill of it. I like to watch.
I watch the home inspectors Melbourne while they do their bit, and I secretly, in my own head, try to work alongside of them. That will be my dream one day; to put down my badge and my gun, and to try and inspect houses. I don’t know if I’ll make it, but I will travel to the ends of the earth if I have to, to get what I want. I will stop at nothing, even if it means I have to travel all the way to Elberos, I will do it. In case you couldn’t tell, I’m in Vallenne, and Elberos is very far away from me. They have some great building inspectors Melbourne in Elberos. In fact, I’ll go there now.